Arab Asses – A Diary of Madness.

*Ahem – Please note the following will contain much foul language very very foul. And lots of it… no one should read this. I tried not to, but it’s difficult to proof read that way.

August 26, 2012Someone found a drawing of mine by searching for “Arab Ass”
Why does this bemuse me so?

September 2, 2013Ok… the high number of people who found my pictures by searching for peacock-related terms was somewhat odd to me… but it isn’t nearly as disconcerting as the number of times I’m located by the term, “Arab ass”

*blink*

Once was weird enough… but it seems to be becoming a trend.

September 4, 2013“Arab ass” seems to be a near-daily search term through which my drawings are found.

NEAR DAILY… I’m obsessed with this. Is it the same person? Or is there some weird influx of arab ass-loving users on flickr?!

Are they looking for porn in all the wrong places and figure they might was well check out my drawings while they’re at it?

And if they ARE searching for pole-waxing material, how the hell do they get to my drawings? I searched it! There are a lot of actual asses that pop up before my drawing does.

And if they aren’t looking for actual asses, why the hell use that search term? Why not “arab horse” or “arab drawing”?

My last two questions seem more perplexing if it’s a weird group of them…

I MUST KNOW.


September 8, 2013Yesterday it was Ass Arab… instead of Arab Ass. “Arab ass” seems to be a near-daily search term through which my drawings are found.

NEAR DAILY… I’m obsessed with this. Is it the same person? Or is there some weird influx of arab ass-loving users on flickr?!

September 15, 2013Arab Ass.

AGAIN.

FOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS IN A ROW.

Which one of you bitches is fucking with me?!

It was there on Sept 1.. not once, not twice, but THREE FUCKING TIMES! Ah-Ah-Ah!

It showed up again on the 2nd one time!

On Sept 3 it showed up not once, not twice, not thrice but FOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNOTWEASELS ARE DRAGGING ME TO HELL times!!! Out of a TOTAL of 6 tags people used to find my artwork FOUR of them were ARAB ASS! 67%!!

It came by once and brought along its pal, “Arabian Ass” on the fourth!

Then it took a short holiday on the 5th for a few days on one of which “Shlong” filled in for it.

Not one to allow me sanity for long, it returned once on Sept 8.

On Sept 9 it came back TWICE!!

Sept 10 was another holiday! Hurrah!

Short lived though as it was there twice the next day!

It made the daily round on the 12th as well.

Did it show up on Friday the 13th? You bet your fucking ass it did!

And twice more on the 14th, dragging arabian ass with it one of those times.

I fear I shall soon be lost, sweet Carrie, for mine marbles are all but lost!

September 17, 2013 Guess what search term showed up three times yesterday (earlier today for you west-coasters…) on my flickr stats! Go on! Guess!!

*giggles maniacally and wipes drool from corner of mouth*
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October 18, 2013 Arab asses are still really… really popular.

November, 7, 2013You know what’s still around? Like clockwork… dependable… still disturbing?

That’s right. Arab Ass.

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