The Break Up is a horror movie starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn as a disfunctional couple who waste almost 2 hours of your time making you wish you had an ice-pick handy. OK, so it’s technically a romance-comedy but seeing as it contains neither romance nor comedy while being chock full of stuff that makes you want to tear your hair out and possibly embark on a murderous rampage, which seems to indicate more horror than amusement.
You know those shitty horror movies where, from 5 minutes or less into it, you desperately want all of the main characters to die in painful and inventive ways as soon as possible? This movie is like that, only with absolutely no hope of any of the characters actually falling to such a horrid demise.
If you are having a hard time staying celibate, I highly recommend this movie.
And that is all I have to say about this movie, lest I give myself an aneurysm while trying to think more about my suffering through it.